Just What
I Always Wanted

TITLE: Just What I Always Wanted
AUTHOR: Sam Carton
EMAIL: Stardoor@hotmail.com
CATEGORY: Humor, Drabble
PAIRING: none
SPOILERS: none
SEASON / SEQUEL: May be season 3
RATING: G
CONTENT WARNINGS: none
SUMMARY: That would be telling!
STATUS: Complete
ARCHIVE: Heliopolis and here!
DISCLAIMER: No, the characters aren't mine. I have never owned SG1 in any way shape or form and am certainly not likely to in the future! This piece of fiction was written strictly for fun and no profit was made from it. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Please note - the disclaimer is bigger than the story!

"That's a large box, Daniel," said Sam Carter as Daniel walked into the room carrying a massive gift wrapped package.

"It's for Anise," he said, putting it on the table and seeing an equally large box. "Hey, did you get her something as well?"

"Yes I did," replied Sam.

"Hey, guys," Colonel O'Neill called, as he strolled in the room with a box just as large as his colleagues'. Like theirs it was gift wrapped and had a large bow on the top.

"Have you been Christmas shopping, too?" Daniel asked.

"I sure have. It's for Anise." He said.

Seconds later, they were joined by Teal'c, who was carrying a large, gift wrapped box of his own.

"Hi, Teal'c." said Daniel, "what's in the box?"

"It is a gift for Anise." The Jaffa replied.

"Really?" said O'Neill, "what did you get her?"

"Something she is in great need of."

"Funny you should say that," said Daniel, "because I got her -"

"Wait a minute!" O'Neill shouted, cutting Daniel off. "I want to try something. Let's all answer together to see if great minds really do think alike. On my mark… 1 - 2 - 3 -"

"CLOTHES!!" everyone chorused

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